I have turned on today's special Black Friday sale.

Until 4:00pm(EST) we will be holding a sale on Permanently Insane accounts, Permanent Extra Userpics, and Insane Userpics the prices are as follows.

Permanently Insane account - $30
Insane Userpics - $70
Permanent Extra Userpics - $5

At 4:00 today all prices on IJ will go back to their normal amounts.

It's major suckage for me to attempt this because I am horrible with introducing myself to anyone for anything. Anyways, my name is Teresa and I am in my twenties -- at that halfway point to my midlife crisis. At least that's how it feels nearly everyday. I enjoy long walks (I really do), taking pictures of everything, reading trashy romance novels and drooling over media-claimed womanizers like Gerard Butler and John Mayer; even though Mayer always has me going that he's on some sort of medication. It's that sleepy slope of his eyes, I swear. Anyway, I'm silly and weird and I swear I'm nice. Add me because my journal is super-empty? :( It gets lonely in here.

Hellos, my name's Birdie, I'm 23 and I used to have an IJ forever and a day ago but I fell out of the whole online journal thing - I think I'm ready to pick it back up.

Interests: Drawing, illustration (art in general), corsetry, books, collecting odds and ends; for example I'm on a serious penguin kick right now.
Hobbies: Reading, watching Tim Curry movies, helping my friend run his nightclub once a week, making coffee, arting, making new friends, knitting
What are you reading right now?: The Dresden Files series by Jim Butcher - currently halfway through book 6 Blood Rites

I'm hoping to find interesting people who I'll get along with...that means pretty much anybody. Just as long as you don't bring drama to me, and are generally friendly then we'll get along just fine. :)

Title: Sheath
Artist: ghot
Media: PS
Characters: Hermione/Luna
Rating: R
Warnings: femmeslash, cosplay.
Themes/kinks chosen: Costumes
Artist's notes: "I'm Ursula, a Bavarian witch queen who freed her people and brought revolution to her country." "I'm Xena."

( sheath )

Title: Le Ténébreux
Author: lesyeuxverts
Characters: Severus Snape, Lily Evans
Rating: R
Warnings: character death
Themes/kinks chosen: symphorophilia
Word Count: 1,095
Summary: " Je suis le ténébreux,- le Veuf, - l'inconsolé, Le Prince d'Aquitaine à la tour abolie: Ma seule étoile est morte, et mon luth constellé Porte le soleil noir de la Mélancolie."
Author's notes: Huge thanks to bewarethesmirk for the beta, and thanks to the folks at the slashretreat_dc for the brainstorming help! I was heavily inspired by Nerval's El Desdichado, and this work owes a great deal to that poem (although I was very nearly distracted by the fact that he kept a pet lobster … but I managed to finish this in spite of that, so all credit goes to Nerval!)

( Le Ténébreux )

Title: All for you
Artist: wallflowergirl@IJ kath_ballantyne @LJ
Media: Photoshop
Characters: Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: nudity
Themes/kinks chosen: clamps
Artist's notes: Sorry I missed my original posting. I contacted the mods and they said to post it today.


( All for you )

Title: Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf
Artist: thilia
Media: Photoshop 7, tablet
Characters: Harry/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Just smut :D
Themes/kinks chosen: Costumes!
Artist's notes: ♥ :D

( Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf )

Title: Va-Jay jay
Artist: tripperfunster
Media:ink, pencil crayons
Characters:Snape/Harry
Rating:? I honestly don't know.
Warnings:Bad vajanatomy
Themes/kinks chosen:costumes


( Not work safe. duh. )

We are starting this years InsaneJournal holiday sale. From now until the end of the day Friday, November 27 we are going to be holding a sale on Self-Committed[paid] accounts and Extra Userpics.

The prices are be as follows

Self-Committed[paid]
1 Month -> $5
6 Month -> $15 $10
12 Month -> $25 $18

Extra Userpicx
6 Month -> $10 $5
12 Month -> $20 $15

Then on Friday November 27th from 8am until 4pm (Eastern US time) we will be running a very special sale on Permanently Insane accounts.

Title: Traditional Wear
Artist: doveypoo
Media:photoshop and painter
Characters:Harry, Ron, and Hermione
Rating: R
Warnings: ridiculously long flaccid peen
Themes/kinks chosen: Costume
Artist's notes: At a costume party after a few drinks, Harry gets curious
Art preview:



( What an unexpected gust of wind! )

I swear, if I don't get a tan this summer, sitting in the sun for a while every day with my rabbit, I never will.

When I think objectively, I also find it strange that I consider lying on the lawn reading while my rabbit flops in his cage to be spending quality time with him. But.. you know... I scratch him a bit and we look at each other and he tooth-purrs.

Also: went to meeting with the psych unit. Diagnosed with social phobia. Was told I'd probably feel better if I got volunteer work or something. THINGS I ALREADY KNEW FOR $500.

Just a quick reminder to all daily_deviant members and watchers that the deadline for your Kinky Kristmas submissions is coming soon. You've got ten more days to turn things in. We've already gotten in some amazing pieces -- December is going to be fantastic!

Completed pieces are due by Monday, November 30 and should be emailed to dd.mods@gmail.com. Fic must be a minimum of 1,000 words and art must be a completed piece. Both fic and art must merit at least an R rating. No crossovers permitted. Watchers: your pieces must fit into a single IJ post. The mods reserve the right to refuse any fic that contains multiple SPAG problems or art that appears to be a last-minute slap-dash sketch, so be sure to plan ahead and find a reliable beta!

Remember, headers for both fic and art can be found in this post.

Title: Bloodlust
Author: eeyore9990
Characters: Bellatrix/Rabastan, Bellatrix/Rodolphus, Bellatrix/Frank, Alice
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Torture, Non-con
Themes/kinks chosen: symphorophilia: arousal by watching or causing destruction and/or death
Word Count: 1015
Summary: There was something so very powerful about holding another life in the palm of her hand, dangling it from the tip of her wand.
Author's notes: Not my usual fare, but it was a hell of a lot of fun to write this. :D Thanks to kathrynthegreat for looking this over and letting me know it didn't suck donkey balls. Heh.

Please heed the warnings before clicking.

Title: Bloodlust
Author: eeyore9990
Characters: Bellatrix/Rabastan, Bellatrix/Rodolphus, Bellatrix/Frank, Alice
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Torture, Non-con
Themes/kinks chosen: symphorophilia: arousal by watching or causing destruction and/or death
Word Count: 1015
Summary: There was something so very powerful about holding another life in the palm of her hand, dangling it from the tip of her wand.
Author's notes: Not my usual fare, but it was a hell of a lot of fun to write this. :D Thanks to kathrynthegreat for looking this over and letting me know it didn't suck donkey balls. Heh.

( Please heed the warnings before clicking. )

Title: "Alternatives"
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Morfin Gaunt/Quirrell, Voldemort/Quirrell
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Non-con, Morfin Gaunt, Squickiness, slight crackiness? (Did you see the pairings?)
Themes/kinks chosen: Morfin Gaunt/Quirrel, castrati
Word Count: 1520
Summary: Quirrell lays in his bed at night, fidgeting. He used to sleep well, find comfort on his back in the softness of down blankets and the firmness of a good pillow and equally supportive mattress. But now he lays awake for hours, unable to deal with his own bony elbow poking into the side he has to lay on or to adjust to the soft pillow he must use now.
Author's notes: I'm sorry. Where was I supposed to go with this pairing? I mean, really? I think writing Morfin Gaunt in a fluffy romance would be far more terrifying than having him in a darker fic. Right? Right? :P

( Alternatives )

I went and saw a nutritionist on Monday and since I was sort of having to stop and think today, I figured I'd write down everything she told me so I am less likely to forget. And since I have the benefit of free nutritional advice, I figured I'd share with y'all what she said to me.

Note: I know some of you are uncomfortable with "weight loss" posts, but this is only tangentially about weight loss. Mostly it's just a way for the hubby and I to get and STAY healthy.

( The Dos and Don'ts of Eating )

I have never in my life heard the phrases "eat CORRECTLY" and "portion control" as much as I did that day. However, three days later, here are the side effects I'm noticing:

( The Other Stuff )

Anyway, that's healthy eating 101 and you didn't have to go get bitched at by my skinny little nutritionist.

For those who wonder how I ate before and how this differs: I ate once a day at dinner. I'd have maybe 800-1000 calories per day, all at once. Because I really don't like to eat at other times. So I'm eating "more" now, but I'm spacing it out and making healthier choices.

Hey y'all! :) Name's Billie. I'm 19, an artist, college kid who's trying to figure stuff out. I blather on about random stuff but it's sure to keep you entertained. :D I love music, bands include AFI, Kill Hannah, HIM, and Linkin Park. I like The Simpsons and Futurama, and my favourite movie is Zombieland. I need new friends because my friends page hardly moves and I'm bored and want to meet new people. Haha.

Just add me and comment this post, I'll add ya right back! =D

Cheers!

Title: Family Business
Author: ldymusyc
Characters: Bellatrix Lestrange/Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Incest, dubcon, crossgen, minor in sexual situations (Draco is 16)
Themes/kinks chosen: Symphorophilia
Word Count: 2940
Summary: After his initiation into the Death Eaters, Draco learns a lesson at the hands of his aunt.
Author's notes: I've been a fan of Bella/Draco for years, and Helena Bonham Carter's performance with Tom Felton in HBP only encourages me to mistreat him in delightful ways. Ridiculous amounts of thanks to Inspire for going over this with me and making some excellent suggestions. :D

( Family Business )

Title: "Did I Do Good?"
Artist: osmalic
Media: pen, PS
Characters: Regulus
Rating: NC-1703
Warnings: extreme underage, chan, NWS without the naughty bits
Themes/kinks chosen: costumes
Artist's notes: OH MY GOD I cannot even begin to say how much this month's theme messed with me. This was my original idea, but I had to struggle with myself so I drew five others. They didn't work out so well, so I went back to this. Mods, sorry I'm a day late! I fell asleep before posting!
Art preview:

( Did I do good? )