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"At crossroads, I take the road with beer." 
22nd-Mar-2018 02:27 pm - One in a Million
And for my next trick, my [community profile] hp_getlucky fic!

Title: One in a Million
Prompt: Own prompt.
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Word Count: ~1175
Rating: NC-17
Content: Rimming, anal, implied mpreg
Disclaimer:Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Notes: Thanks so much for the super speedy beta, [personal profile] lq_traintracks. Any mistakes (or cheesy summaries) are definitely my own.
Summary: What begins as a one-night stand ends up as so much more.

One in a Million
22nd-Mar-2018 12:58 pm - Salt and Pepper Fest REVEALS!
Reveals are up over at [community profile] hp_goldenage for the latest round of the Salt and Pepper Fest. Do check out the master list for all the fantastic entries.

I can now take credit for this wee piece....

Title: Thistle Honey
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Minerva
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~1075
Content/Warning(s): None
Summary/Prompt: M24: Second time's the charm?
A/N: Thank you to [personal profile] sdk & [personal profile] badgerlady for the feedback/beta. Hope the prompter enjoys!

I'll repost it in a day or two though it is already up at AO3 (link is in the above link).
14th-Mar-2018 11:30 am - It's Time for Wheel! Of! Fornication!!
Apologies for being slow to get this up. My internet chooses the most inopportune times to go down. (No double entendre intended for once...)

This is the place for posting your porny pieces for the Wheel of Fornication!

If you missed Monday's post, you'll want to go here to find out what this is all about and spin the wheel to get your prompts.

Headers for your use:

Fic Header:

Art Header:

You have until the end of the month -- Saturday, March 31 -- to post your pieces. Remember, once you've posted a piece, you may return to the wheel to spin for more prompts and keep going!
12th-Mar-2018 11:00 am - Spin the Wheel of Fornication!
Welcome to Daily Deviant's Wheel of Fornication! By now most of you are probably wondering what this is all about. So we're here to give you all the dirty details and get this thing rolling spinning!

We've spent the last couple of weeks collecting celebration-themed prompts and gluing them to our smutty spinner wheels. Now everyone gets to spin the wheels, get some surprise prompts, and use them to create porny pieces to celebrate Daily Deviant's birthday. You'll have a bit over two weeks to post your fic and art, then we'll have some quick polling to determine things like "best use of prompt" or "most monitor-melting celebration." At the end, we'll hand out some awards -- and the opportunity to choose a theme or two for the summer months.

The full details:

- Click the banner below to go to the spinner. The spinner is labeled only with numbers 1 through 12.
- Spin three times -- once for Wheel X, once for Wheel Y, and once for Wheel 69. (I.e. we have three separate prompt lists, each with somewhat different types of prompts.)
- Return to this post and leave a comment with your results. (You need only list the three numbers; we'll assume the first number is for the first wheel/list, the second number is for the second wheel/list, etc. Comments are screened to preserve the prompt surprises.)
- We'll reply to you ASAP and give you your prompts.
- Once a prompt has been taken, we'll remove it from the wheel and replace it with another from the list. So each time a number is chosen, the corresponding prompt will be different. If we run out of prompts, we'll start over from the top of the list.
- Pieces must be a minimum of 200 words (if fic) or a sketch equivalent (if art).
- If your fic is 500 words or less, you must only use one prompt. If it's over 500 words, you must use two prompts. For art, only one prompt is necessary.
- Since fills may be short, we're not going to be strictly policing the rating of each piece. Just remember this is Daily Deviant and we want to see some sex!
- Pieces are to be posted in comments to the main event post -- here. There are headers for your use included in the event post.
- After you've posted your piece, you're welcome to return to the wheel and spin for a new set of prompts. You then have the option of combining your new prompts with any old ones that you didn't use in your previous round or simply using the new ones.

And that's that!

12th-Mar-2018 11:38 am - FIC: Luck of the Irish, NC-17, Seamus/Hugo
Banners and reveals are up at [community profile] firewhiskeyfic *here*. Here's my somewhat cleaned up fic. You can read the original ~masterpiece *here*.

Title: Luck of the Irish
I am of legal drinking age in my region: Yes, girl
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Seamus/Hugo, Dean/Scorpius, Harry Potter, of course
Challenge: Seamus Finnigan, Three Broomsticks, "Can you believe our luck?"
Summary: [I love I never put one in LOL]
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, anal, public sex, first time
Word count: 1080
Author's Notes (if any): YAY Firewhiskey fic!! Also, wtf pairings are wtf but let's go with it....

Luck of the Irish )
11th-Mar-2018 02:27 pm - Warming Up the Wheel...
We're just putting the final touches on things, and we'll be firing up the Wheel of Fornication tomorrow -- Monday, March 12 at noon U.S. Eastern time. In the mean time, feel free to advertise and bring more friends to the party!

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